How he rolls. [Photos: MTV; Robyn Lee]

I'm not sure if I'd want to see these kids near an open flame, but Food & Wine Magazine's blog, Mouthing Off, has a short piece on the cooking exploits of Jersey Shore:

In the controversial reality show's latest episode, [Mike "The Situation"] and his male roommates decide to make an "unbelievable dinner" and stay at home with Nicole "Snooki." "There's going to be a feast on the dinner table, but 'The Situation' has got it under control," he says.

When The Situation refuses to help clean up after the "feast" of lobster, steak, asparagus, grilled corn and salad, his short-lived flame Sammi "Sweetheart" picks a fight with him. (In a previous episode, the two flirted while preparing sausage and peppers together.)

They also list a few recipes for anyone inclined to eat like the Shore kids. Full piece here.