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BYOB of the Week: No Love for Ivo and Lulu, Skippable French-Caribbean in Soho

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Photo from yummiliondragon on Flickr

I so wanted to like Ivo and Lulu.

It's a small slot of a restaurant in off-center Soho, just around the corner from my old office. Its French-Caribbean menu, heavy on duck and game, looked exciting and flavorful. More than one friend had described it as a real hidden treasure; more than a few online reviews agreed. And it's a BYOB. What wasn't to love?

Unfortunately, quite a bit.

Occasionally stumbling service is forgivable. Running out of a few dishes can be, too. Loud radio, smudged glassware, a forgotten butter dish, an awkwardly located table—these are flaws I'm willing to ignore in favor of a bigger picture. As a food writer, an acolyte missionary of the delicious, I'd rather let you know about the best in a restaurant—not get hung up on minor annoyances.

But if the kitchen doesn't perform, that's it.

The Entrance

My first time at Ivo and Lulu, I ducked inside from a summer thunderstorm and waved to the single server inside. "Hi, I have a reservation for 7:30?"

He smiled weakly. "No, you don't. If you could wait outside, please. Just ten minutes or so."

Battered umbrella in hand, I looked back outside, where lightning blazed across the sky over the Holland Tunnel entrance. "Well, I did have a reservation—but is there anywhere I can wait inside?"

He sighed, and led me through a doorway... to an entire second dining room. "I suppose you can sit here."

We did. Fifteen minutes later, we had menus, too.

The Food

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Saucisses de sanglier; terrine de venison.

We sampled a wide range of dishes, many of which sounded quite promising—bold spices, fresh fruits, comparatively ambitious proteins like venison and boar. But not a single one managed to impress. Crevettes ($10) swimming in a cilantro chili butter had an appealingly aggressive spice but enough fat to coat the tongue and drown out the flavor. A Terrine De Venison ($11) united a few all-star ingredients—venison pâté, truffle oil, and Camembert—and managed to make all of them unappealing. The "pâté" resembled ground beef, with an oily residue and a tough Camembert crust that seriously disgraced the fine cheese it could have been.

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Crevettes; confit. Photos by Charlene Lam

The smoked poulet ($16) was the best of our entrees, showing how a good smoke can impart real flavor and tenderness to a chicken breast, but its fruit sauce was unpleasantly sweet. The same could be said of the blueberry swamp under the lean boar-sage sausages ($16), which lacked any moisture of their own. The duck confit ($17) fared slightly better—the fat well rendered, perfectly crunchy, salty skin—but the inner meat grew tough, and the "mango marinade" reminded me of a squeeze-bottle barbecue sauce.

The Aftermath

Though it advertises "Bio-Organic Produce And Eco-Natural Ingredients"—whatever that means—I left Ivo and Lulu feeling a bit off, as if I'd just unintentionally ingested a tremendous amount of sugar and oil. To be fair, nothing was downright awful. If one of my friends had served these dishes at a dinner party, I would have finished them happily enough, and admired her ambition. But as $17 entrees, I'm a little less sympathetic.

The highlight of the night? The wine. We brought a bottle of 2007 Dynamic Vineyards from Trader Joe's, a blend of Cabernet Sauvignon, Syrah, and Merlot, impressively lush for a $10 bottle of wine, opening up with notes of berry and spice. Well-priced wine cures many ills. But it couldn't save Ivo and Lulu.


Ivo and Lulu

558 Broome Street, New York NY 10013 (map)
212-226-4399‎

Nearby Liquor Stores:
Spring Street Wine Shop, 187 Spring Street (near Sullivan; map)
Soho Wine & Spirits, 461 West Broadway (near Prince; map)

6 Comments:

Ivo & Lulu and their sister restaurant A never had great food, but I always had a good time when I went. The prices were low, the vibe was cool and the byob policy meant I was usually pretty drunk. But $17 for the duck? F that. That dish used to be $10. It was always a little tough - and the cous cous was always oddly flavorless - but for $10 you could forgive and forget.

I personally am turned off by rude hosts and people who don't seem enthused to see a customer. We are in a recession people! Be happy to see people who are willing to pay for whatever your establishment has to offer! Be polite! Be kind! I'm usually willing to forgive mistakes such as a lost reservation (disorganized and irresponsible) but they should have been slightly more gracious and welcoming. It seems that you were merely "tolerated."

Also, sorry the food disappointed. What a bummer.

ah! i went here a few months ago with a friend and her family - they didn't have enough seats for our reservation and forgot to bring over an extra chair after having been asked. my order got forgotten in the kitchen and didn't arrive until everyone else was already finished eating, and our barely-clothed waitress was wholly apathetic and spent most of the night standing outside the restaurant. wouuuuuld have been tolerable if the food had been outstanding, but alas...

Maybe it'll close soon and we can get another deli!

ivo & lulu is hands down the most aggravating dining experience i've had in nyc, possibly in any city.

I ate here a few years ago and had terrible service. You couldn't pay me to return. They served us the food that was intended for our neighbors. We absentmindedly began eating it, since the dishes were similar to what we ordered. Once the waitstaff realized what they did, they actually scolded us, and then charged us the difference in price! I was flabbergasted. It was only a few dollars more (which we removed from the tip and then some), but what a stupid move for the restaurant. That's the kind of behavior that turns a customer against you for life.

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