Even if you had the most ironic bacon-infused bacon-topped bacon masterpiece, it's too late to score one of the 30 competitor slots at Bacon Takedown, Matt Timms' next Takedown cook-off. Email him at mtimms7@hotmail.com to get on the waitlist, but he said it's looking pretty full right now. Regardless, you can show up with a tenspot on March 29 at Radegast Hall and go to bacon town.