We love our food-inspired apparel at Serious Eats, and believe they make great holiday gifts. Brooklyn Kitchen has these in stock, which are $20 and come with fabric pens for DIY coloring. I like the minimalist SOUP one. It's like a wordless recipe, but on a shirt! Calling up the shop yesterday, they informed me that a shipment just arrived with "children and human sizes." Note the distinction between humans and non-human children.
616 Lorimer Street, Brooklyn NY 11211 (map)