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Momofuku Bakery & Milk Bar: It's Damn Good, Damn It!

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Photographs by Robyn Lee

What Is Crack Pie?

It contains no crack—no, really—just butter, heavy cream, brown sugar, sugar, and a little corn flour. Endorsed by Anderson Cooper, among others.

"When I eat this (the salty pistachio soft serve) I feel like I'm cheating on my wife."--SE: NY's Zach Brooks, considering how much trouble he was going to be in when his wife found out he went to the Momofuku Bakery friends and family soft opening without her.

I've always felt that sweets have been the weakest part of David Chang's game. Combine that with his premature iconic chef status, and I have to say a part of me wanted and expected to be disappointed by what he and pastry chef Christina Tosi would be serving at Momofuku Bakery & Milk Bar, which opens tomorrow (Saturday) morning. It turned out that I was suffering from premature baked goods disappointment (could we call that premature bakulation? probably not.) Tosi, in concert with Chang, really delivers the (baked) goods at Milk Bar.

The sandwiches and savory breads are typical deeply delicious Changian creations, full of pork and fat and butter and cheese. The happy surprises here lie in the (mostly) perfectly-balanced-between-salty-and-sweet baked goods and ice cream. Salt has become a cliched ingredient in hipster desserts these days, but rarely is it used to better effect than it is here. You can see shots of the interior and a copy of the menu on Eater, but you know we prefer to show you the food porn.

First the savory items:

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The Volcano: Imagine the most delicious knish ever, filled with potato gratin, gruyere cheese, and Benton's bacon. 'Nuff said.

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A housemade English muffin made with deep fried soft poached egg, caramelized onions, and lardons. It's Chang's idealized vision of an egg mcmuffin. I will never be able to eat the McDonald's version again.

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Pork and Egg Bun: Another excuse for Chang to gild the pork bun lilly with a deep fried soft poached egg.

Foccacia Chang-style with kimchi and Benton's bacon. Seriously delicious.

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Blue cheese polenta bread: A moist but not too dense bread made with polenta veined with blue cheese.

They were out of the chorizo challah. That's right. The blasphemous Chang has dared to mix challah and chorizo. It may be sacriligeous but I'm sure it's damn tasty.

Now comes Tosi's sweet and salty creations:

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Salty pistachio soft serve ice cream: The Electro Freeze soft serve machines in place at Milk Bar had to be customized to accommodate flavors like this. Whatever they had to do was worth it.This tastes like the smoothest and creamiest freshly roasted and salted pistachio gelato imagine, only it's soft serve. Incredible. See Zach Brooks' exclamation above.

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An oversized pistachio cake filled with lemon curds, milk crumbs, and pistachio buttercream. This is real pistachio flavor on steroids, and the lemon curd is not very sweet. Yay!

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Crack pie: This contains no crack, just butter, heavy cream, brown sugar, sugar, and a little corn flour.

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The candy bar pie has toffee, housemade nougat, and a chocolate cookie crust. Bonus: it's topped with mini-pretzels for some extra-added crunch.

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The high-concept compost cookie contains pretzels, potato chips, butterscotch chips, and, yes, chocolate chips. Sounds more interesting than it turns out to be. The peanut butter cookie was infinitely more satisfying.

Damn you, Christina Tosi and David Chang. You could have been taken down by the hype, but no, you had to go and deliver a mess of creamy, salty, and buttery deliciousness in just about every bite at Milk Bar.

Momofuku Bakery and Milk Bar

207 Second Avenue, New York NY 10003 (on 13th Street; map)
212-254-3500

24 Comments:

See you guys tommorow morning at 8!

I'm jealous of you guys. I'm stuck in Georgia and craving some momofuku.

Serious Eats meet (eat?) up 8AM Momo Milk?

What about the chocolate cake? Pumpkin blondie pie? Strawberry milk? Cornflake-marshmallow-chocolate chip cookie?

must. have.

probably going to avoid this weekend because i'm sure there'll be crowds, but i cannot wait to get over there. this chorizo challah is something i need to try, although i probably won't be bringing it home to shabbat dinner!

I want ALL the savory items now...

We mostly tried sweets last night:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/kathryn/sets/72157609034540934/

What were the prices like? Or are they not posted yet?

OH MY GOD I love the volcano bread. I was burping bacon all day. ...Not that you needed to know that.

And candy bar pie, ftw.

damn that looks crazy...

Re: Crack Pie (St. Louisans will know what I am talking about)

Isn't this just basically gooey butter cake?

When do they re-name lower Second Ave. Chang Alley?

Nobody goes there anymore -- it's too crowded.

We need this in Houston peeps! Sounds delicious! I can't wait to stop by on New Years....

I went today and the salty pistachio soft serve is amazing. They will give you free samples of every softee if you ask and the sample is like 1/4 a cup. The pistachio topping is amzing too. I tried the cornflake cookie which was great and I had a snickerdoodle cookie which was pretty good also. The savory things looked awesome and I think I need a pie checklist.

stopped by yesterday ~ the place reeked from the oil in the deep fat fryer ~ what's up with that? ~ I fled & waited outside while my friend braved the stink in order to snag us a a couple of composite cookies that were just coming out of the oven ~ we enjoyed the gooey (courtesy of the melted chocolate & butterscotch chips) & chewy just baked-goodness as well as the salty & slightly crunchy contrast the cookie got from the potato chips & pretzels ~ made for a very satisfactory pre-dinner snack.

Awwwwwwww....

No milk tea with tapioca?!

I went again and got the snickerdoodle soft serve, cornflake cookie, and the standard pork buns. It was basically the best dinner I have had (I was really drunk at the time.)

I had the salty pistachio soft serve and pistachio cake last night. I wasn't too impressed with the soft serve, but the cake was amazing (and huge)! Can't wait to try the rest. By the way, it was pretty empty between 6:30 and 8:30 last night - a great time to go!

I finally got here today - first of all, thank you SO much for the photographs. I tasted the Bavarian Cream soft serve, and bought a compost cookie, a piece of crack pie, and a piece of a chocolate layer cake that wasn't mentioned. I have to admit, I was remarkably underwhelmed, by all of it. The compost cookie's ingredients sort of cancel each other out, and it ends up just tasting like a chocolate chip cookie. The chocolate cake sounded much better in the describing: layers of chocolate cake combined with a yellow cake batter cream (evidently uncooked yellow cake batter thickened in some fashion), a layer of fudge, and crumbles of dried chocolate and vanilla cake. Somehow, it had no distinctive flavor - each layer was bland and didn't enhance the next. Lastly, sadly, the crack pie. Someone described it as pecan pie without the pecans, and I think they're onto something. Even though it's made with butter and sugar instead of Karo corn syrup, it just tasted like a less cloyingly sweet version of the Thanksgiving treat. Based on all my samplings, I would not return.

not sure i agree with the thoughts on the compost cookie - i thought it was phenomenal!! and my friend who got other cookies, agreed that the compost cookie was the best of the bunch!

We visited Momofuku with my son's friend who is a student in New York. We were leaving later in the day for a 600 mile drive and wanted some food that would help relieve the tedium. As we were there on a Sunday, we were able to purchase volcanoes and added some compost cookies to the order. The volcanoes were out of this world - the compost cookies almost as good. My only regret is that I didn't purchase more. I am thankful that I have enough reasons to visit NY frequently in order to try everything else on their menu.

You have no idea how much it pains me that I live in Los Angeles right now. I may just have to catch a flight out there next month just for the deep fried soft poached egg changmuffin. Man.

Great Crack Pie recipe here:
Crack Pie
Try it - it's quite easy. This is the pie of 2010!

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