Dram Shop, Because Fried Mac and Cheese and Hamburgers Does a Body Good

Enticed by the prospect of fried macaroni and cheese and a George Motz endorsed double cheeseburger, it didn't take much else to get me interested in Park Slope's Dram Shop. While it's primarily a bar, it's worth going to just for the bar food. And since I don't partake in the joy of alcohol poisoning, I could comfortably eat fries while my friends down beers and fries. Everyone's a winner.

Add macaroni and cheese to the long list of "things that taste better when dunked in a vat of hot oil." The deep-fried macaroni and cheese made with Wisconsin cheddar had all the goodness of creamy, burning hot macaroni and cheese, but in the form of a utensil-free, fattened nugget surrounded by a crispy bread crumb shell. Although I didn't bother to dip them in the accompanying spicy ketchup, I've been told that they go great together, despite that mixing spicy ketchup into a bowl of regular macaroni and cheese may not work so well.

The cheeseburger came with two square beef patties topped with lettuce, tomato, diced onion, mayonnaise, and mustard, with sliced jalapenos being another option if you ask for it. I thought the burger was a delicious mess of salty beef, meat juice, and condiments, or as one of my eating partners said, what a Big Mac would taste like if were actually made out of good ingredients. It came with a generous helping of skinny, crispy hand-cut fries, none of which remained by the end of the night.

Buffalo wings with creamy house made blue cheese dip were a different kind of delicious mess, with fingers covered in spicy, glowing orange sauce instead of meat juice. It could've been messier—thankfully, the meaty wings and drumsticks weren't excessively slathered in sauce. Crisp celery and carrot sticks helped to cool down my mouth after the burning sensations from the wings.

Cobb salad is the only appropriate salad to have in a bar. Watercress, romaine lettuce, and creamy avocado chunks were balanced by strips of poached chicken, crispy bacon, hard boiled eggs, and crumbled blue cheese. As long as you're not a vegetarian, this salad's for you.

I waited too long to eat the half-moon tostadas—fried, folded tortillas filled with refried beans and covered in jack cheese and juicy slow-roasted pulled chicken—meaning that what was once crispy (tortillas) became limp, and what was once gooey (cheese) congealed into a solid mass. Lettuce, sour cream, avocado, salsa roja, and pickled jalapenos were provided as extra toppings. Not bad, not great.

The albondigas, meatballs made of braised pork and beef in chipotle tomato sauce, didn't taste nearly as interesting as the description made them seem. The meatballs were boring, and the tomato sauce just a little less. It's a good thing that the airy, cottony bread was good for sopping up the extra sauce because on its own, no one would want to eat it.
My new ideal meal consists of fried macaroni and cheese and burgers. What a happy belly that makes.
Dram Shop
339 9th Street, Brooklyn NY 11215 (b/n 5th and 6th avenues; map)
718-788-1444
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14 Comments:
great write up Robyn. I've been meaning to eat here and you sold me. I think I will follow your diet of fried mac and cheese and cheeseburgers.
ginsbera at 1:12PM on 09/16/08
amazing pictures Robyn! I walk by this everyday and see how dark it is in there... i dunno how you got these shots!
foodinmouth at 1:55PM on 09/16/08
That cheeseburger really had me salivating. And I love the old school name of the bar.
wookie at 2:37PM on 09/16/08
God I love the Fried Mac & Cheese. Wish I could eat that every day (and live).
Allison Hemler at 3:43PM on 09/16/08
ginsbera: Thanks! IT IS A VERY GOOD DIET! For a day.
Danny: Thanks! It's the powah of photoshop. Hehe. The middle tables in the back have ok lighting though.
wookie: Salivating is the best reaction.
Allison: Ah yes..that is the real American dream.
roboppy at 3:43PM on 09/16/08
Great photos Robyn! I didn't even know there was a menu beyond burgers. Glad to hear you had yours with jalapenos.
Hamburger America at 3:53PM on 09/16/08
Yum! I've only had a drink here and really liked the spot. Now I'll have to go back and eat some fried things.
Laurel E at 4:29PM on 09/16/08
Looks delicious! Fried mac & cheese: I need you in my life.
BrooklynBrownie at 9:49PM on 09/16/08
I was there in the group with Robyn, and I have no idea how she got such great photos, either.
Adam Kuban at 11:24PM on 09/16/08
George: Thanks! It was Adam's idea to get the jalapenos, heh.
Laurel E: YES, FRIED THINGS! Better than drinks! In my opinion.
BrooklynBrownie: And the fried mac & cheese needs YOU.
Adam: Photoshop! ..I mean, the camera helps, but yeah.
roboppy at 11:53PM on 09/16/08
I was unimpressed by the burger and thought the wings were terrible on a visit a couple of months ago, but I'll have to go back and try the fried mac and cheese!
ckccc at 11:34AM on 09/17/08
SO DISAPPOINTED!!! Not just in the burger, but quite frankly by Serious Eats. :(
I went to Dram Shop last night *specifically* because it was well reviewed here. The cheeseburger was probably the worst i've had in a while. It *did* taste like an upscale Big Mac, i'll give you that. But the 2 thin-as-paper patties were so well done (its pretty much impossible to get a medium-rare temp on something so thin, but still) it was gross. Really lean meat + overcooking = dry, gross burger. I didn't even finish mine, and that says a lot. And i like to slather my burgers with lots of mayo and ketchup and it was still a dry awful mess.
I didn't get a chance to try the mac & cheese, which i am supremely tempted by, but based on this review i don't know if i can trust that they're good.
Meanwhile, Black Iron Burger, which was reviewed recently is AWESOME, despite the crappy review it got.
I don't even know who you are anymore, SE.
mh330 at 9:52AM on 09/19/08
@mh330: Sorry to hear about your crappy experience! The burger wasn't dry during my visit though; quite the opposite. I guess it's inconsistent.
roboppy at 10:01AM on 09/19/08
i go to dram frequently and always get the burger and only once was I serverly disappointed...it came to me overcooked and cold...frankly I almost decided never to go back...but i tried again and had a great experience...and yes the deep fried mac and cheese is a drunkard's dream food..but I'm usually too sober to order it
ginagolfs at 11:04AM on 09/19/08